NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has seven items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, deodorant and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
p/s: ini merupakan satu kajian rambang oleh seorang ahli fikir yang mungkin bertauliah mungkin tidak, tapi macam ada kebenarannya.hehe
4 comments:
*ni komen takde kaitan ngan entry
huhu..ko memulang paku buah keras aku *betul ke ni..balun je lah*
mintak ampun, dulu aku selalu kutuk ko kaw-kaw..skrg aku yg rasa
mmg gitu ke hah??
sian kan..nape org lain tak kena
ke derang tak nak ngaku
Suka pasal SUCCESS =)
Pastu pasal spending $1 & $2 tu.. diriku terasa betullah.. admit yang tu!! huu.. huu.. huu..
aku mmg seorang succesful woman..hikhikhik mengikut list engko ni ler :P
dayu,
uik? ada terasa apa apa ke kau ni? semalam tu aku gurau senda nan ado jo.hehe tapi dekat dekat nak kawen dulu memang banyak tragedi lupa yang aku turut cerita kat blog ni.hehe
Tny,
yang tu je ke nak ngaku?hehe
wanie,
yelah tu. yang baik baik je orang nak ngaku.hehe
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